The Essentials: Doomsday Edition
Posted on December 24, 2012
The apocalypse has come and gone and I was disappointed to say the least. The Mayans had been right about so many things in the past, how did they fumble with the most critical prediction of them all? This whole year has circled around the total demise of human kind. There was a possibility of a zombie apocalypse, which would have been a blast to be apart of. The Frankenstorm Sandy was going to wipe out whole east coast and have us all on an exodus to Mexico like in The Day After Tomorrow. I was even hoping that something would go down in the Middle East that might trigger some end of the world moments. Alas, we got nothing and it is a shame because I had been working on an apocalypse survival kit, but who knows 2012 isn’t over yet so just in case someone did their calculations wrong here are the Essentials: Doomsday Edition.
1. | 2013 January Issue of GQ |
Number one on our list is the latest issue of GQ magazine with cover boy Bill Murray. Although you may be getting your brain eaten by zombies, you still have time to enjoy the lavish sartorial spreads, fantasize about being in a smoked filled room with Snoop Lion and learn how to get into Bill Murray’s kickball league.
2. | Nike Fuel Band |
So you are running away from comets that are hurtling towards earth, which is awesome because that means you’re going to reach your Nike + Fuel goal for the day! The glass isn’t always half empty.
3. | Robert Greene’s Mastery |
The Art of Seduction will do you no good since you’re the only survivor on earth. Back to square one, time to build a hut. You don’t even know where to begin, but Mastery will show you that if you keep at and working to your life goal, one day you’ll have a mansion built of ashes and brimstone.
4. | Bamboo Tablet |
You once would use it to create wonderful illustrations on your Macbook, but that computer is history and you’re going to need somewhere to eat your food.